losing people is so interesting bc like. no i don’t want to speak to you ever again. yes i think about you on your birthday.
I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they’re just like, “what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro”
all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.